February 2012
What to do if Brandon Flowers pisses you off
somucholderthanicantake:
Throw pepsi at him
Tell him you drank all the red bull
Step on his last Twinkie
Tell him feathers are so last millennium
Tell him Ronnie is prettier than he is
Ask him what Human means
I've just seen a map of the United States.
sub-brotality:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
um…
EXCUSE ME.
They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES
It’s really just a play on words. But it gets people confused. That’s good.
– Brandon Flowers about ‘Somebody Told Me’ (via ohkillers)
I’m a sucker for sunsets. I’ve been all over the world, and it’s a beautiful...
– Brandon Flowers (via ohkillers)
January 2012
wait, what?
aceyy:
When someone tries to talk during my TV shows
itsalonglonglongwaydown:
:
DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
I’m more like
Q: what can we expect from the 2010 tour?
Jared: well, we're gonna set Tomo on fire...
Tomo: I've been practicing.
Jared: that's a pretty big one. So if you like the smell of burning flesh, you should definitely come to the show at Wembley Arena.
Tomo: I'm actually trying to learn how to set myself on fire with my thoughts alone.
Jared: did I tell you what I actually learned to do the other day?
Tomo: no!
Jared: levitate.
Tomo: no you didn't!
Jared: yeah. So I'll be doing a little bit of that at the show as well. So we hope that everyone comes out and sees us...
Tomo: ...progress!
Jared: yeah. Shannon's shooting blue flames out of his palms. That's a pretty exhausting feat.
- December 2009
Liam’s gotten all religious. It’s quite disturbing. He thinks he’s Abel for some...
– Noel Gallagher. (via g-cest)